HAPPY BLASTDAY TO ME!!!

14 OCTOBER 06 (00.00)
Bini gw ngucapin selamat ulang taon. Hehehehe, gak nyangka gw udah semakin tuwir.
Tapi gak papa kok karena life goes on. Kenapa kita pengen muda terus sementara usia tetep terus bertambah. Everyone getting old aite???

(09.10)
Dapet sms ucapan ultah dari Rudy Silalahi, Leo & Ricky Antonio. Sms mereka gw bales :
"Makasih ya oooom, kayaknya beruntung juga bisa ultah di bulan ramadhan, itung2 ngurangin budget buat miras".

(10.30)
Temen2 gw dari USA nelpon ngasi ucapan selamat. Duh terharu banget mereka masih inget gw! Thanx to my partner in crime in United States : Larry, Echon, Bowie, Haris, dan Ivan. Miss u guyz....

(11.00)
Siaran, tapi gw gak mo ngasi tau di on air kalo gw sekarang ultah. Gak deh, karena gw ngerasa semakin gak terexpose semakin baik. Bukan begitu? Tapi tetep aja ada beberapa sms dimeja siar yg ngucapin selamat ultah. Tau darimana seeeeh?


(12.00)
Sepupu gw yg mo pindah ke Moscow sms ngucapin met ultah. Abis itu dateng lagi sms dari Linda ndut.

(13.00)
Nyokap gw sms, thanks mom. I love U!


(14.00)
Si Angga (Female FM Jakarta) sms : "selamat ultah ya bro. May God bless u and ur family on the journey ahead. Remem ber, life is JOURNEY not a DESTINATION! Keep on rockin da world with ur talents".

Wah nice word ngga! Si Angga ini temen siaran gw waktu kita masih siaran di Prambors Jakarta (1998).

(19.00)
Gw harus nge-MC acara sweet seventeen si Tantri, model sekaligus penyiar DJFM. Trus dapet potongan kue ultah dari dia karena tanggal lahir kita sama. hehehe...

(22.00)
Balik nge-MC langsung nge-wine ampe mabok ama oik. Sahabat gw yg merupakan DJ cewek senior Surabaya.

HMMMMMM....
Kayaknya dimakin bertambahnya usia ini, kado bukan berarti apa2. Dan ada yg spesial di hari ultah gw taon ini, karena gw bisa nge-MC acara ultah dengan orang yg tanggal lahirnya sama. Kalo biasanya yg ultah itu ngeluarin duit, malah kebalikan ama gw.... yg ultah justru dikasi duit. Yeah, momen ulang taon yg "menghasilkan" huahuhuahuahua

TATA YOUNG NELPON GW!!!!!

Nov 15 06
Gw terpukau ngeliat video clip El Nino dari si sexy Tata Young. Anjing! Dia cuman pake lingerie ama underwear diatas tempat tidur. Udah badannya tinggi, kakinya perfect, rambutnya panjang dibiarin berantakan, siapa sih laki yg gak berfantasi??? Uuuugh, bener2 "u've got my temperature rising like El Nino!"

Nov 27 06
Gw beli FHM dan kebetulan artikelnya interview tentang vokalis Thai itu. Tambah menjadi2 fantasi gw. Buat para cowok.... iriiis kuping gw kalo kalian gak pernah berfantasi setelah ngeliat godamn Tata. Kenapa yaaa yang namanya Tata selalu jadi fantasi lelaki? Mulai dari Tata Young, Tata mantan bininya Tommy Soeharto, terkecuali Tata Dado huhauhuahuhauhaua.....

Nov 28 06
Radio gw www.djfm.co.id mendelegasikan gw buat live phone interview bareng Tata di siang bolong Oct 3 06. Whaaaaaat??? Baruuu aja dihayalin, eeeeeeeee... gw dapet kesempatan buat ngobrol bareng dia ntar. Hmmmm kasi pertanyaan apa yaaaaa? Pengennya sih yg menjurus2 gitu, tapi sekarang khan ramadhan? Ah menjurus dikit juga gak papa, toh ngomongnya pake english hehehehe jadi gak begitu vulgar bukan?

Oct 03 06 (jam 2 siang)
Programme Director bilang interview jam ini. GW PANIK! Karena belom ada satupun skrip pertanyaan yg gw buat. Untung kepanikan gw teratasi karena ternyata si Tata bakal on air jam 2.40. It means masih ada 40 menit buat gw ngebikin pertanyaan.

(jam 2.40 siang)
Managernya telpon, sebelom on air manajernya bilang "tolong jangan nyuruh dia nyanyi yaaa".

(2.43 siang)
Tony Thamrin (TT) : Hellow tata, how are u doin???

Tata Young (TY) : Im very good Tony, how are u??

TT : Me either. Ok i have some questions for you. If you have to choose 2 man, which one u choose... Donald Trump or Bill Gates???

TY : Oh god! Wait a minute ok? I would probably pick... yaiiiiks, im not into rich man, im sorry! But if i must to pick one, i take Bill Gates. Because i know that he very generous, because i heard he done alot charity work. And Bill Gates always donated his money.

(LHO MBAK, BUKANNYA DONALD TRUMP JUGA SERING BERAMAL? TAPI ADA KANS BUAT KALIAN NGEGAET TATA. TADI DIA BILANG "im not into rich man" SO BERBAHAGIALAH KALIAN PRIA KERE HUAHUHAUHUAHUHAU)

TY : What is the next question? Oh my god, its so much fun!

(HMMMM, BARU PERTANYAAN PERTAMA DIA UDAH ORGASME. HAHAHAHA, HAJAR TERUS TON!)

TT : Do you have any Ipod? What Your 5 favourite song list on your ipod?

TY : Yes i do. I have every model of ipod. My top song list : El Nino, Come Rain Come Shine, Zoom, For You i Will and all my own song. Because im having my concert in December.

TT : El Nino its some kinda like national disaster right? Why u didnt change Tsunami on your title?

TY : U know my friends said that! But its kinda weird if i change the lyric : "u've got my temperature rising like tsunami". And i dont think its funny at all. Its sad dont say that!

(WADOOOOH, DARI SUARA ELO NGOMONG AJA "PIKIRAN" GW UDAH TSUNAMI. DAMNED!!!!)

TT : What do u think if people who appreciate u more to physically, rather than your singing ability?

TY : I appreciate people who just appreciate me no matter what. Physically, mentally, or whatever.

TT : What ur favorite underwear? Are u wearing Victoria Secret?

(HMMMM, MULAI DEH..... MANCING!!!)

TY : I really love Victoria Secret! On my album & the video clip i did use alot that product.

(PANTEEEEES! MAU GW BELIIN SATU GAK NENG???)

TT : Did u always feel bored, if u get same question from media over and over again?

TY : I do! And today is great, because you have to know tony, im telling you... that you asking the coolest question!

(MATEEEEEEEK TATA YOUNG MUJI GW????? AHHHH, WET DREAMS LAGI NEH!)

TY : Cause sometimes i get tired if the reporter ask me : "how did u get started?". And i love ur question, that's such a straight question. I love that!

TT : I read on magazine, that you have dog with the name Scooby Doo right? Did ur dog ever saw you naked?

TY : Yes he did.

TT : Ow my goooooood! What a lucky dog!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there's a fire in your house, which one that u will rescue first, ur dogs or your parents?

TY : Thats a tough question!!! I think my first of all, my dog need to recue my parents. Not me!

TT : Did u ever to think, that ur song being remixed by the famous dj?

TY : Yes, i wanna Fatboy Slim remix my song!

Fuiiiiiiih.....
Emang menyenangkan kalo interview seorang seleb yang down to earth. Gak belagu, gak sok ngartis, gak pelit jawaban. Dan itu telah dilakukan oleh seorang Tata Young!
Oke... gw mo ngambil tisyu dulu yaaaaaaa. Huhuahuhauhauhahah.....

LAPINDO BANGSAT!

Dapet kabar oma-nya bini gw sakit di Malang. Semua pada kesana dan gw baru bisa nyusul hari ini. Karena mobil kepake akhirnya gw mutusin buat naek travel.

"Mbak saya mo ke Malang hari ini, ada travel yg jam berapa ya?"
"Adanya jam 7 malem mas"
"Oke, saya minta dijemput jam 7"

Tapi setelah nutup telpon, gw mikir lagi, kalo jam 7 berangkatnya bisa nyampe Malang pasti jam 10-11 malem. AKhirnya gw telpon lagi perusahaan travel itu.

"Mbak, saya yg mesen travel ke Malang buat jam 7. Saya punya keperluan mendesak, bisa gak saya milih yang sebelum jam 7?"

"Wah yang jam 5 sore udah penuh pak"

"Ya udah kalo gitu, saya cancel aja gimana?"

Mungkin karena daripada di cancel mbak itu nge-hold telpon sambil bicara ama rekan kerjanya.

"Oke mas, jam 5 bisa"

Jam 5 sore lebih dikit travelnya dateng. Mobilnya kijang dan betenya seisi mobil semuanya ibu-ibu. GLODAAAAAK! Kebetean gw makin perfect karena gw harus duduk DIBAGIAN TENGAH diapit ama ibu2 yg sibuk dengan aktivitas masing2. Ibu dikanan nyerocos nerima telpon sedangkan ibu dikiri sibuk ngreapiin bawaannya yang ribet.

Bete bete beteeeeee..... gara2 lumpur Lapindo kita harus lewat Porong yang lalu lintasnya dalam keadaan MACAN TUTUL! Selama 2 jam 1/2 gw harus diapit oleh ibu2 itu, nasiiiiiiiiiiib!

Mungkin Malaysia bisa memindahkan ibukotanya ke Porong Jawa Timur. Karena yg gw liat emang bener2 KUALA LUMPUR!!!!!!! Shaaaaiiiit!!!!

TULUNG AGUNG

Minggu kemaren temen gw nelpon...
"Ton, mo nge-MC gak? Produk cellphone Sony Ericsson"
"Oh, boleh... berapa lama?"
"2 hari"
(gw langsung kepikiran duit yang bakal gw terima, hehehe....)
"Dimana sob?"
"Tulung Agung"
DUAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!

2 minggu kemudian berangkatlah gw dengan dia yang ngejemput gw jam 6 pagi. Sebelumnya gw dah minta izin ama radio gw buat gak siaran. Perjalanan ngebutuhin waktu sekitar 3 jam. Ngelewatin Mojokerto, Jombang, Kediri, dan sampelah kita di Tulung Agung. Even gw belom tau keadaan kota itu, gw udah terbiasa nge-MC di tempat2 asing. Seperti di Balikpapan, Banjarmasin & Samarinda. Dan gw paling ngerasa excited kalo harus nge-MC di luar Surabaya. Disamping karena nambah2 pengalaman, gw juga bisa ngeliat sesuatu yg gak pernah gw alami sebelomnya.

Bayangin!!! Gw harus nge-mc di luar toko handphone yang pas dipinggir jalan raya!!!
Sementara temen gw yg nawarin job ini nge-dj di panggung dadakan yg digelar di trotoar (hihihihi, serasa Tiesto deh ih....). Hari pertama sebelum acara, gw jalan kaki pengen tau seisi kota TA (cieeee keren kan singkatannya). Serasa turis deh, dan gw gak nemuin sesuatu yang bikin gw stay. Nyari mall gak ada, nyari toko buku cuman satu. Akhirnya balik ke hotel sambil naek becak karena ga kuat buat jalan lagi.

Ternyata kota ini menganggap hari Jumat merupakan hari buat bersedekah. Jadi para pengemis meraja lela minta duit ke pemilik toko. Dipinggiran jalan gw nyobain Nasi Banting. Awalnya sih gw kirain kalo nasi banting itu dijual ama atlet judo, ato kalo udah abis makan nasinya dibanting. Ternyata sama aja kayak nasi bungkus di Surabaya. Yang satu bungkus dijual seharga 1000 rupiah. Dengan harga segitu gak heran gw yg kelaperan bisa ngabisin 4 bungkus. Terus gw sempet ngedrop makan sate, dan baru tau kalo sate itu terbuat dari darah ayam yg dibekuin. WUAAAAAAAAAAKKKSSSS, iya kalo darah ayam itu sehat??? Gimana kalo ayam itu tertular virus flu burung??? Bisa bisa burung gw bersin2 huahuhauahuahua......

Nge-MC dipinggir jalan sambil ditemenin ama SPG lokal (hmmmmm.....) merupakan pengalaman gw yang godamn FUN! Honor yg gw terima juga worthed buat nahan malu dipinggir jalan. Hahahahahahaha........

JENUH & MUMET!

Ada yg bilang jenuh bisa terjadi karena kita melakukan sesuatu berulang2 secara intensif. Siapa juga yg gak pernah ngalami kejenuhan seperti yg gw rasain hari ini. Tiap manusia pasti muncul rasa jenuh dengan versi yang berebeda2. Sebahagianya pekerjaan & hidup mereka, tetep aja emosi jenuh itu datang mengganggu. Gw yakin Paris Hilton, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Cruise--dan nama2 orang tajir laennya--juga mengalami kejenuhan yg bikin pikiran jadi empet, lima, enam hehehe.... Gitu juga dengan mereka yg berstatus ekonomi C, D, E+. Kalo yang tajir jenuh nyari duit, jenuh dengan kejaran paparazzi, jenuh ama hidup mewah, mereka yg dari kalangan kurang mampu juga ngerasain jenuh dikejar2 utang, jenuh hidup susah, dan jenuh dengan nasib mereka.

"jenuh aku mendengar manisnya kata cinta.... lebih baik sendiri"
Kikikikikik kok jadi nyomot lirik lagu jadul-nya Nike (jangan dibaca Naiki yaaa) Ardilla seeeeeh.

Gw udah 16 taon didunia radio. Semua udah gw rasain mulai dari kerja buat lucu2an sampe kerja serius. Sampe berita ini diturunkan, gw masih di radio anak muda (secara umur gw dah makin renta hahahahaha) yang membutuhkan kreatifitas rrrruar biasa. Apalagi selaen siaran, tugas Creative Director, bisa bikin kepala pecah. Ngurusin acara-lah, ngurusin skrip iklan-lah, ngurusin bumper in ama bumper out yang gak ada berentinya.

Kalo udah jenuh, gw langsung pake my lovely Sony Headphone, dan muter lagu sekenceng2nya biar rekan kerja gw yg dimeja sebelah gak ngerasa keganggu. Macem-macem lagu yg gw puter buat ngilangin jenuh, pokokke tergantung mood. Kadang gw pengen dengerin Dashboard Confessional, Placebo, Muse, Tom Yorke (yg ngeluarin album baru anjiiiing banget). Kalo bosen ngerock pindah aliran ke dance music kayak Paul Van Dyk, Armin Van Buren, blablabla. Capek ama musik dance pindah aliran lagi ke lagu jadul Edi Silitonga WOAAAAAAAAA!!!

Gw mulai ngerasa ga ada challenge baru lagi. Tapi kalo mo pindah kerja juga, darimana gw menghidupi istri & satu anak gw yg lucu itu? Deeeee mulai curhat! Jalani aja terus, kalo udah mentok gw pindah negara Uncle Sam aja dengan melepas atribut Tony Thamrin yg penyiar freaky itu. Hehehehe.....


America, tunggu saya dalam 5-10 tahun ini!!!!!

Pahlawan Tanpa Tanda Jasa (sooo ironic!!!)

"KAPAN SEKOLAH KAMI LEBIH BAIK DARI KANDANG AYAM"

oleh Prof. Winarno Surahman.

"Tanpa sebuah kepalsuan, guru artinya ibadah.

Tanpa sebuah kemunafikan, semua guru berikrar mengabdi kemanusiaan.

Tetapi dunianya ternyata tuli. Setuli batu.Tidak berhati.

Otonominya, kompetensinya, profesinya hanya sepuhan pembungkus rasa getir,"

"Bolehkan kami bertanya, apakah artinya bertugas mulia ketika kami hanya terpinggirkan tanpa ditanya, tanpa disapa?

Kapan sekolah kami lebih baik dari kandang ayam?

Kapan pengetahuan kami bukan ilmu kadaluarsa?

Mungkinkah berharap yang terbaik dalam kondisi yang terburuk?"

"Ketika semua orang menangis, kenapa kami harus tetap tertawa?

Kenapa ketika orang kekenyangan, kami harus tetap kelaparan?

Bolehkah kami bermimpi di dengar ketika berbicara?

Dihargai layaknya manusia?

Tidak dihalau ketika bertanya?

Tidak mungkin berharap dalam kondisi terburuk,"

Sejuta batu nisan guru tua yang terlupakan oleh sejarah.

Terbaca torehan darah kering: Di sini berbaring seorang guru semampu membaca buku usang sambil belajar menahan lapar.

Hidup sebulan dengan gaji sehari.

Itulah nisan tua sejuta

guru tua yang terlupakan oleh sejarah,"

Back to Jadul !

Hehehe, udah lama ya kita gak ketemu.
Iseng2 gw buka album foto2 lama, dan gak tau bisa kepikiran nge-add photo ini.
Hihihii.... lucu juga kalo bisa ngeliat pose2 kita jadul (baca : jaman dulu) yang udah pasti katro abis. Kebetulan gw bukan tipe jaim, mkanya pelototin deh!
Tapi dibalik kekatroan itu ada sesuatu yg bisa kita ambil hikmahnya :

"Tiap manusia punya proses. Tergantung darimana kita mo ngambil jalan akhirnya. Yang mentok ato yg better"

katro deh from head to toe! 

coba tebak mereka siapa aja..... 

Tamara Geraldine.... 

Ini orang apa manequin seh? maaf ya rambut saya aneh, djaman doeloe gitoe lhoooe..... 

Inilah stasiun TV yang menyatukan kita, aeeeeeeeeeehh wuakakakakakak.... 

 

 

 

 

Kapan nyampenya neeeeh. Sambil baca buku dari Barnes & Nobles. 

Pengennya sih nginep di hotel belakang ini (Fullerton Hotel Sg) ... 

I miss Raffles Singapore badly! 

Persiapan mo ke Embassy Jakarta. Liat dulu dong di meja ada vodka orange hik hik hik. Malemnya ketemu Yudha Prambors di Manna Lounge ama Adi Nugroho di CO2. 

Rambut najis mo ngeMC 

Diruang rias penganten sebelum merit. Nervouz mo ijab kabul hehehe.... 

Hepi nu yiiiiiir 2005! 

Bareng DJ Awie Hugos Cafe Surabaya. 

FACE IT!!!

Dari yang tersimpan, sampai yang terbuang.

Dari yang terkenang, sampai yang terlupa.

Dari yang terkesan, sampai yang terhina.

Dari yang tertatih, sampai yang terjungkal.

Tak cukup hanya dengan memejamkan mata
agar semua hilang.
Tak cukup dengan gelengan kepala
agar semua sirna.

Mendongaklah,
dan hadapilah!!!

 

 

Bareng DJ Winky 

You Know You're Indonesian When....

Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.

You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.

You talk during a movie.

You eat fried rice in the morning.

You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's.

You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.

You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.

You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.

You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel.

Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.

You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick.

You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempe.

You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".

You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.

Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.

You think Supermi is a staple food.

You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.

You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.

You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.

You do your shopping in Singapore.

Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.

You have ever legally bought pirated software.

You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.

You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.

You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.

You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.

You realized that money is everything before you were six.

The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".

Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.

You don't mind people being late.

You think standing in line is a waste of time.

You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.

You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.

You use the terms "Gitu Lhoo", and "Please, deh!" on daily basis.

You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.

You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.

Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.

You have ever consulted a dukun.

Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.

You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.

You like the smell of terasi.

You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.

You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.

You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard.

You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.

You miss your maid during laundry day.

Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away.

You attend weddings only until you are done eating.

You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.

You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.

You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".

You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.

You make major decisions based on gengsi.

You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.

Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.

You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.

When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.

You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.

You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.

You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.

You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you can't turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.

Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires, etc.

Yet you find them not gaul enough.You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your Toyota Kijang.

If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12 kilometers with a liter of gas.

You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.

You have your drivers license at the age of 14.You got it without any driving tests.

You are unfamiliar with electric stove.

You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens.

If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas Negeri.

If you've graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay unemployed for five years to find one.

If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from a "good" family, and the most importantly good looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan.

You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends!

 

 

CAMER & CAMAN.

Ada seorang cowok udah mau kawin, he got nothing to complain about ceweknya.... cantik, pintar, kaya, pokoknya kalau dia kawin, jadi perkawinan ideal deh....cuman, ada satu problem....calon ibu mertuanya lebih cantik dari anaknya dan geniittt banget......tiap dia main kerumah ceweknya, si calon mertuanya itu pasti lenggak lenggok lewat sambil memamerkan gerakan tubuh yang aduhai......

Suatu hari dia diundang makan malam ke rumah ceweknya....begitu dateng, yang menyambut si ibu camer ini, si camer bilang kalau suami sama anaknya lagi keluar rumah dan baru balik satu jam lagi.....pokoknya si ibu camer ini secara explisit mengajak cowok ini untuk bercinta.... katanya mumpung kamu belom kawin......

Akhirnya si ibu ngasih ultimatum.....silahkan pikirkan dan decide sendiri....kalau kamu mau, I'll be waiting in the bedroom upstairs...tapi kalau kamu nggak mau, you know where the door is......, abis bilang gitu, si ibu berlenggak lenggok ke atas sambil melemparkan senyum genit....

Lama si cowok termenung... akhirnya dengan langkah gontai dia buka pintu dan keluar rumah....ternyata.. begitu melewati pintu, si calon bapak mertuanya udah menunggu diluar dengan air mata haru....dia dipeluk sama si bapak sambil bilang....welcome to the family...it's a little test that we do....we want to know what kind of person our daughter will be marrying to....katanya gitu......

do you know the morale of this story?????

*always keep your condom in your car*

he...he..he....padahal si cowok sebenarnya cuman mau ngambil kondom dulu ke mobilnya.....