Banyak yang menyayangkan berita tentang keterlibatan Whitney Houston dengan dunia drugs. Kata banyak orang dia jadi junkie karena ketularan suaminya si Bobby Brown yang terkenal “bad boy”. Selain suka nyimeng, Whitney juga doyan mengkonsumsi kokain seolah-olah nggak trauma dengan peristiwa ke-gap polisi berkali-kali! Nih, saya punya 10 judul lagu milik Whitney yang udah saya plesetin sesuai dengan prestasi buruknya :
- My Love Is Your Love = My Drugs Is Your Drugs.
- I Will Always Love You = I Will Always Love Drugs.
- My Name Is Not Susan = My Name Is Not Drugs.
- The Greatest Love Of All = The Greatest Drugs Of All.
- I Wanna Dance With Somebody = I Wanna Dance With Drugs.
- Moment Of Truth = Moment Of Drugs.
- Run To You = Run To Drugs.
- How Will I Know = Drugs Will I Know.
- Didn’t We Almost Have It All = Didn’t We Almost Have It Drugs.
- I’ts Not Right But It’s OK = It’s Not Drugs But It’s OK.
The Perfect DRUGS – Nine Inch Nails (1997).
I Don't Like The DRUGS (But The DRUGS Like Me) - Marilyn Manson (1998).
