Kapan nyampenya neeeeh. Sambil baca buku dari Barnes & Nobles. 

Pengennya sih nginep di hotel belakang ini (Fullerton Hotel Sg) ... 

I miss Raffles Singapore badly! 

Persiapan mo ke Embassy Jakarta. Liat dulu dong di meja ada vodka orange hik hik hik. Malemnya ketemu Yudha Prambors di Manna Lounge ama Adi Nugroho di CO2. 

Rambut najis mo ngeMC 

Diruang rias penganten sebelum merit. Nervouz mo ijab kabul hehehe.... 

Hepi nu yiiiiiir 2005! 

Bareng DJ Awie Hugos Cafe Surabaya. 

FACE IT!!!

Dari yang tersimpan, sampai yang terbuang.

Dari yang terkenang, sampai yang terlupa.

Dari yang terkesan, sampai yang terhina.

Dari yang tertatih, sampai yang terjungkal.

Tak cukup hanya dengan memejamkan mata
agar semua hilang.
Tak cukup dengan gelengan kepala
agar semua sirna.

Mendongaklah,
dan hadapilah!!!

 

 

Bareng DJ Winky 

You Know You're Indonesian When....

Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.

You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.

You talk during a movie.

You eat fried rice in the morning.

You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's.

You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.

You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.

You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.

You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel.

Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.

You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick.

You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempe.

You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".

You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.

Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.

You think Supermi is a staple food.

You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.

You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.

You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.

You do your shopping in Singapore.

Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.

You have ever legally bought pirated software.

You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.

You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.

You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.

You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.

You realized that money is everything before you were six.

The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".

Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.

You don't mind people being late.

You think standing in line is a waste of time.

You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.

You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.

You use the terms "Gitu Lhoo", and "Please, deh!" on daily basis.

You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.

You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.

Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.

You have ever consulted a dukun.

Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.

You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.

You like the smell of terasi.

You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.

You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.

You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard.

You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.

You miss your maid during laundry day.

Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away.

You attend weddings only until you are done eating.

You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.

You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.

You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".

You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.

You make major decisions based on gengsi.

You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.

Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.

You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.

When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.

You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.

You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.

You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.

You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you can't turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.

Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires, etc.

Yet you find them not gaul enough.You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your Toyota Kijang.

If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12 kilometers with a liter of gas.

You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.

You have your drivers license at the age of 14.You got it without any driving tests.

You are unfamiliar with electric stove.

You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens.

If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas Negeri.

If you've graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay unemployed for five years to find one.

If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from a "good" family, and the most importantly good looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan.

You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends!

 

 

CAMER & CAMAN.

Ada seorang cowok udah mau kawin, he got nothing to complain about ceweknya.... cantik, pintar, kaya, pokoknya kalau dia kawin, jadi perkawinan ideal deh....cuman, ada satu problem....calon ibu mertuanya lebih cantik dari anaknya dan geniittt banget......tiap dia main kerumah ceweknya, si calon mertuanya itu pasti lenggak lenggok lewat sambil memamerkan gerakan tubuh yang aduhai......

Suatu hari dia diundang makan malam ke rumah ceweknya....begitu dateng, yang menyambut si ibu camer ini, si camer bilang kalau suami sama anaknya lagi keluar rumah dan baru balik satu jam lagi.....pokoknya si ibu camer ini secara explisit mengajak cowok ini untuk bercinta.... katanya mumpung kamu belom kawin......

Akhirnya si ibu ngasih ultimatum.....silahkan pikirkan dan decide sendiri....kalau kamu mau, I'll be waiting in the bedroom upstairs...tapi kalau kamu nggak mau, you know where the door is......, abis bilang gitu, si ibu berlenggak lenggok ke atas sambil melemparkan senyum genit....

Lama si cowok termenung... akhirnya dengan langkah gontai dia buka pintu dan keluar rumah....ternyata.. begitu melewati pintu, si calon bapak mertuanya udah menunggu diluar dengan air mata haru....dia dipeluk sama si bapak sambil bilang....welcome to the family...it's a little test that we do....we want to know what kind of person our daughter will be marrying to....katanya gitu......

do you know the morale of this story?????

*always keep your condom in your car*

he...he..he....padahal si cowok sebenarnya cuman mau ngambil kondom dulu ke mobilnya.....

 

 

 

Wortel, Telur & Kopi.

Seorang anak mengeluh pada ayahnya mengenai kehidupannya dan menanyakan mengapa hidup ini terasa begitu berat baginya. Ia tidak tahu bagaimana menghadapinya dan hampir menyerah. Ia sudah lelah untuk berjuang. Sepertinya setiap kali satu masalah selesai, timbul masalah baru. Ayahnya, seorang koki, membawanya ke dapur. Ia mengisi 3 panci dengan air dan menaruhnya di atas api. Setelah air di panci-panci tersebut mendidih. Ia menaruh wortel di dalam panci pertama, telur di panci kedua dan ia menaruh kopi bubuk di panci terakhir.

Ia membiarkannya mendidih tanpa berkata-kata. Si anak membungkam dan menunggu dengan tidak sabar, memikirkan apa yang sedang dikerjakan sang ayah. Setelah 20 menit, sang ayah mematikan api. Ia menyisihkan wortel dan menaruhnya di mangkuk, mengangkat telur dan meletakkannya di mangkuk yang lain, dan menuangkan kopi di mangkuk lainnya.

Lalu ia bertanya kepada anaknya, "Apa yang kau lihat ,nak?" "Wortel, telur, dan kopi" jawab si anak.. Ayahnya mengajaknya mendekat dan memintanya merasakan wortel itu. Ia melakukannya dan merasakan bahwa wortel itu terasa lunak. Ayahnya lalu memintanya mengambil telur dan memecahkannya. Setelahmembuang kulitnya, ia mendapati sebuah telur rebus yang mengeras. Terakhir, ayahnya memintanya untuk mencicipi kopi. Ia tersenyum ketika mencicipi kopi dengan aromanya yang khas. Setelah itu, si anakbertanya, "Apa arti semua ini, Ayah?" Ayahnya menerangkan bahwa ketiganya telah menghadapi kesulitan yang sama, perebusan, tetapi masing-masing menunjukkan reaksi yang berbeda.

Wortel sebelum direbus kuat, keras dan sukar dipatahkan. Tetapi setelah direbus,wortel menjadi lembut dan lunak. Telur sebelumnya mudah pecah.Cangkang tipisnya melindungi isinya yang berupa cairan. Tetapi setelah direbus, isinya menjadi keras.Bubuk kopi mengalami perubahan yang unik. Setelah berada di dalam rebusan air, bubuk kopi merubah air tersebut. "Kamu termasuk yang mana?," tanya ayahnya."Ketika kesulitan mendatangimu, bagaimana kau menghadapinya? Apakah kamu wortel, telur atau kopi?"

Bagaimana dengan kamu? Apakah kamu adalah wortel yang kelihatannya keras, tapi dengan adanya penderitaan dan kesulitan, kamu menyerah, menjadi lunak dan kehilangan kekuatanmu.

Apakah kamu adalah telur, yang awalnya memiliki hati lembut? Dengan jiwa yang dinamis, namun setelah adanya kematian, patah hati, perceraian atau pemecatan menjadi keras dan kaku. Dari luar kelihatan sama, tetapi apakah kamu menjadi pahit dan keras dengan jiwa dan hati yang kaku?

Ataukah kamu adalah bubuk kopi? Bubuk kopi merubah air panas, sesuatu yang menimbulkan kesakitan, untuk mencapai rasanya yang maksimal pada suhu 100 derajat Celcius. Ketika air mencapai suhu terpanas, kopi terasa semakin nikmat. Jika kamu seperti bubuk kopi, ketika keadaan menjadi semakin buruk, kamu akan menjadi semakin baik dan membuat keadaan di sekitarmu juga membaik.